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We have three primary methods of communication here at King D Law Incorporated.
Telegraphy: A telegraph contacting us on Disappointment Island can be found in Raffeen Civic Amenity Site Dump and Recycling Facilities. Follow the smell.
If you need to learn morse code, click the 'Learn Morse' button.
Carrier Pigeon: Unfortunately the carrier pigeon died of HIV last week, so we currently have our trusted Head of Finance Rob running around in a pigeon outfit.
Listen out for the quacking. That's how you will know he's close.
11th Century Gjallarhorn: We have a 1000 year old Gjallarhorn located off the coast of the island. Simply blow into it to call the ferry to Disappointment Island, allowing you to come over and speak directly with us.
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